Drag Queens are Getting Uglier these Days

Either that or they're looking a lot like Fergie...

Britney Spears does the Running Man

I always knew Britney could bust a move, but she should wear a bra next time. Those mutated things are frightening me.

Lindsay Lohan Looking Clean and Sober

And by clean and sober, I mean a cracked out zombie.

Quite Possibly the Worst Song Ever Recorded

This is what happens when you ditch No Doubt because you think you're too good for them. Painful.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Time Warp

Is it just me, or does Tom & Katies "wedding" picture look like it's from 1989?

Kidnapper Shoots Himself in the Crotch

This piece of white trash is even dumber than he looks, as if that was possible.
The Wichita Kansas thug had stuck his gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting one of his testicles.
Apparently he then cringed from the pain, which caused the gun to fire a second time, this time hitting his leg.
Really, I'm not laughing my ass off right now.
He then managed to limp down to the nearest hospital for treatment.
He and his accomplices were arrested on suspicion of attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice. Police said the nerds were attempting to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers.
Stereo speakers? Um yah, cuz you know they were probably worth a whole can of beer.

Why do these white trash skids always have that barely-there, wannabe mustache? It must be some kind of a status symbol for hicks.

When Haircuts Go Wrong

It looks like Gavin Rossdale is trying to travel back in time. A time when jerry curls and mullets were all the rage. A time when the brand names "HyperColor" and "Chip & Pepper" defined cool. I suspect he has a braided tail in the back too. Hot.

Paris and Nicole need Dancing Lessons

This is almost embarassing to look at. First of all, Nicole is wobbling around like someones grandma attemping the chicken dance. Then theres Paris, skipping around and snapping her fingers. I swear I can hear that annoying "Cotton Eye Joe" song blaring in the backround.

Elisha Cuthbert is Bad at Scheduling

Now, normally I think Elisha Cuthbert looks great. But something went wrong here, very wrong. I believe it has something to do with her wardrobe stylist, make-up artists and hair stylist all having the same day off.

Britney Spears Dumps the Trash Called K-Fed

Finally! It's time for a divorce Y'all!
I'm sure everyone has read all about this by now. But I will say that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Shar Jackson laughing her head off.
Source

Pete Doherty Gets Confused Easily

When Pete signed up for this campaign, he thought it meant he would get free drugs. What a dumb-ass.

Gwen and her FUG Wig

Here's a photo of Gwen Stefani's new album cover.
Let me just say, that wig looks exactly like the cheap piece of crap I wore for Halloween last year.
It's almost as nasty as her fashion line, but not quite.
I expected more from her, Gwen is usually a little more original than this.
Anyways, the name of the new album is "The Sweet Escape", which sounds more like the newest blizzard flavor at Dairy Queen.

Borat on Madonna & Michael Jackson

Here's a little something to brighten your day. Borat's thoughts on music, taken from a recent interview.

“I very much like dancings and popular music. Current ‘all the rages’ in Kazakh discoteque is the music by dancing negro, Michael Jacksons. We like very much his new song Beat It. We have many major exports in my country - first is potassium, second is apples, and third is small boys to Michael Jackson’s ranch. Why not? They like. Is niiice! Also very current very popular in Kazakhstan is singing tranvestite Madonna. He really look like a womans! Only thing that give him away is his huge hands, and the bulge around his chram.”

When Leprechauns Attack

Here's a photo of Jared Leto aka The Leprechaun, right before his alleged attack on little Elijah Wood. Leto needs to be locked up in a cage before his complete transformation into a psychotic animal.