Courtney Love Disaster

Usually I love Courtney, but she's looking like an anorexic 80's flashback. Oh, and why is she wearing Gwen Stefani's wig?

Paula Abdul Drunk Again

What exactly is she on? I'm surprised she didn't fall onto the girl giving the interview. What a crackhead.

Britney Spears Comes Back Classier than Ever

It's good to see Britney still doesn't need a stylist...I mean, it's not like she would be mistaken for a hooker or anything.

Kid Rock Proves He's Still Hardcore

Um, yah...good one tough guy, what are you, like 60 now?

Arnold Disses Paris Hilton

This is why I love the Terminator.

Apparently the pathetic Paris and a friend started some online petition begging Arnold for a pardon. You know, because she's obviously above the law and shouldn't be treated like a regular citizen. The appeal was made out to Schwartzeneggar, and when asked about it, he replied "I have many more important things to think about."

Yah, like what brand of toilet paper to buy next week.

Source: Hollywood.com

Kirsten Dunst Does it Again

Looks like Kirsten went to the Arts & Crafts store in order to put this ensemble together. Cheap fake flowers, check. Black netting, check. Piece of black elastic to put around my head, check. Voila!